I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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