the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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