so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
where are my eyebrows?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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