just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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