Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
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just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
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She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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