I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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