I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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