If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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