so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
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I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
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On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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