Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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