That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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