Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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