I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
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The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
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The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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