PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
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Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
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He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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