when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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