Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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