just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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