I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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