it hurts more in the daytime
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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