North Korea, Best Korea!
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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