I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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