I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
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Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
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Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
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