Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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