we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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