Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
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If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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