I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
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Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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