Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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