It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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