Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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