Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
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There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
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Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
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