I hate your face
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
