Having a random hookup so left but love u
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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