There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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