i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
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Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
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maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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