Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
so much tequila, so little girl.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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