READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
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arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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