Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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