So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Randomize