Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
We are all done wearing pants today
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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