i don't like sucking hair
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Only a mothe r could love this liver
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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