Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
please don't ironically join a cult
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