So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
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He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
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Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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