Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Randomize
