Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
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At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
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