im holly from the hills drunk
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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