and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
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Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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