Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Randomize
