But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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