did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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