no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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