in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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