no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
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At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
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I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize