so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
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He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
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Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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