you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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